// colorado fashunz//

Attn: Ladies of Colorado

Just because it is over 60 degrees in January does NOT mean that capri pants are appropriate today. Furthermore, are capri pants ever business casual? I’m looking at you, lady with pink pastel cargo capris. I’m seeing a lot of ankle and calf regions that have clearly been hibernating for most of winter, and they don’t look like they’re ready to be out in the world. These calves look uncertain; ankles appear terrified.

Similarly, I don’t want to see your toes, ladies.

Just as a recap: It’s January. No capris. No sandals.

Thank you.