// very important thoughts//

You know how small pizzas are called “personal pizzas,” so it is like I AM EATING MY OWN PIZZA and IT IS PERSONAL? I wonder what it would be like if cupcakes were instead called “personal cakes.” Because that’s really what they are. They’re just smaller sized cakes. Maybe it would toughen cupcakes up a bit. I just know that there is a different feeling when I say “I ate two cupcakes today,” and “I ate two personal cakes today.” The latter gives me a bit of pride. Not something to be proud of? Don’t know don’t care.

I guess these are things that you think about when you eat two cupcakes on a Wednesday BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT / IT IS PERSONAL.

Personal cakes.

Also, deal with it.