// while i was getting ben & jerry’s//

at the JetBlue terminal at JFK, a squirmy and nervous teenager came over to ask me for my autograph. I asked her who she thought I was and she said, “Twilight! You’re from Twilight!” And I said that I wasn’t and she said, “are you sure?” like I wouldn’t know if I was from Twilight or not. She looked really disappointed and then I ate some mint chocolate chunk ice cream.