// productivity; caffeine pill freakouts//

You know in Empire Records when Liv Tyler was so productive and Renee Zellweger was all, “how do you do this?” and she was like “there are twenty-four usable hours in a day!” and handed her cupcakes for Rex Manning day? Well. I have a lot to do. And I was thinking about that philosophy, and I was like, yes, there are twenty-four usable hours in a day.

And then I remembered that Liv Tyler’s character was on speed.

So I’m back to square one.

I thought about drinking a lot of coffee and just powering through. But then I thought about Jessie Spano’s caffeine pills. And just look what happened to her:

Safety first.