// advertisements; sleep more//

When I was dropping Briggs off at doggie daycare, I was behind a bus that was advertising its route to Denver International Airport. There was a smiley woman on it and It said:

The easiest way to DIA!

Naturally I read that as “The easiest way to DIE!” and I was like, that’s disconcerting. Why is she smiling? What is this an ad for? Is this a joke? And then I was like, ohhhh, they’re not advertising a direct route to your death. It’s to the airport. WHAT A RELIEF.