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Treat yo self: Ridiculous edition

Paul and Kim got me a massage at this place in Vail when they came for a visit. I took pictures because I wanted to remember that I was actually there. Notice the “Relaxation room,” “Roman soaking tub,” and the lockers that are nicer than my apartment. I used the bejeezus out of the amenities. And Olga took really good care of me. She gave me lemon sorbet after the massage. It all felt like a dream. A beautiful, fancy dream.

Thank you, Paul and Kim. I will always remember my time at the Arabelle spa. Best brother and future sister-in-law ever.

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